Henry Paker

I’ve got my dick stuck in my desk

Henry Paker

You literally can't have a box of 10 eggs

Henry Paker

Aaaallll stand for the King

Henry Paker

I floss with your maw's knickers

Henry Paker

I’ve never seen the movie Titanic

Henry Paker

It was a COMPLETE SMASH-FUCK

Henry Paker

Every human being has a relationship with the glossy, slime-filled orbs that are anally-ejected. Eggs.

Henry Paker

PAKerDoooOOOnia

Henry Paker

The reason it's called the Louvre is because every gallery room has a French loo around the other side.

Henry Paker

The pen might be mightier than the sword. Which it isn't.